Party Poser

le Pew says:

Yes spin spin me.  I think I am a DJ….but my fat hands are really breaking the beats.  Get her off the turntables before I hang myself!

le Pew says:

Back at in showing off again in the heart of Las Vegas is our favorite gogo gone pornstar Gigi.

Rambod Doushzadeh says:

Vhats up bro?! Rambod here with another life lesson. We at party poser are not all about de khate. We giver credit vhen credit is due. Take a look at my friend here from Vegas, Armani aka Steady 2 Ready

Myspace URL: True Pimping!

Standard douche bag poser right? Wrrong! It deserves a closer look into the story. Armani has taken the cards he was delt with, fat, ugly, maybe slight retard brain, and made the lemonade

My man launches parties in the city of eh-sin and has more gerls than a sultan’s herem

Now be honest posers, you khavent khad this much ass in a lifetime. You dress the eh-same, act the eh-same, and are even better looking, but this man is a true peemp

Keep it peemping Armani, you make the persians proud vith envy.

Holler at my man by clicking the link and give him the credit he deserves!

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Rambod Doushzadeh says:

Hello reader bros and eh-some hoes, Rambod again and dis time i have the opposite of my friend Armani. Jimmy khere is exactly vhat he appears to be. A koonie, doush poser who doesnt know vheather to estick his camel tongue in a vagina or up the narrow dirt road.

But you might say “Rambod he is vith a very khot girl, vhy is khe a_poser?!” Bro, vhat peemp vould ever puckerhis pole licking lips in a_picture? Alvays take a closer look!

Flexing for a man, vhile the voman behind you laughs = Douche

Putting big hard cock shaped objects to your mouth = Eeediot

Douches vearing pink eh-panties, head bands, and sunglasses vith their under bros while riding eh-camels = Party Posers

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le Pew says:

My little champagne guzzling, money grubbing, leech. So many pictures so little time. I still cannot figure out what it is you do…wait. I have a pretty good idea now. Shucks and I thought you were actually juggling a real job, not silicone.

Rambod Doushzadeh says:

Persians always have fruit for dessert and the gerls love some bananas. They are trained from a young age to take in as much as they can in one sitting. You never know vhen you are going to get another meal in the desert

Rambod Doushzadeh says:

Vhen you khit the club and you khave no money to peemp the fine bitches, go for the ugly pretty gerls. You know the gerls who are ugly in the face or slightly over veight and very self concious but vhen they go to the eh-club they whore themselves out.

last veek ve rolled up to these two, vone vas a pharmacy gerl at CVS and the other vorked the register. Dis night they vere playing the role of house slut

Look for the fat ass, dead give avay to low self esteem

3 inches of make up each, vhat are you hiding? The results of the night, vell let us just eh-say they did not end up going khome vith any ballers

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She is 4′ 10″, and he isnt much taller

Baller? The Mervyns shirt says no!

Even vith the fake love humps, you go khome vith a 40 year old bald african jew.

If these non-ballers can pull them, anyvone vith even a little peemp juice can handle

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Quentin Styles says:

Girl in pool shot taken from a buddy of mine, female unknown but is worth the space taken…

Tyron Patron says:

Hello Everyone, meet Menace. Menace is an Asian Wanksta from the 213 who loves to Pose his Party and eat Pussy… As you can see he already has his own cartoon character (left). See below for the many reasons why this guys ranks high in our Poser status when it comes to Posin’ his Party. Tyron’Patron

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le Pew says:

This make le Pew want to pop bottle of champagne all over mademoiselle. Mademoiselle please see le Pew I have extra maid outfit for you to wear.

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le Pew says:

Maybe not quite. She states she’s 18 on her profile. Hmmmmm……something weird about her face. Like a munchkin that needs a nose job. O well, we’ll just have to put a ziploc bag on her head.

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le Pew says:

I think the hair dye is starting to seep through her skull. Any more trinkets that could be attached to this work of art and she’d probably set off a metal detector. Nice tattoo, actually it’d be really creative if it read “KILL SELF”.

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le Pew says:

Somebody please get Mr. Ed an apple to chew on.

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le Pew says:

Why must you show us these flappy, flap jack racks. My name is le Pew and I can rap oui oui! WTF is under her bosom…is that some sort of open wound. Gross!

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le Pew says:

Oui oui! I cannot tell if she is real or not. You decide. But le Pew want to put French fry in her mouth, wee wee.

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